The United States Geospatial Observation Bureau (US GOB) confirms the Earth is a stationary, planar system. We regulate direct topographical analysis, prevent unauthorized atmospheric lensing, and protect the integrity of the Antarctic boundary.
Find out how to register to vote in the planar election, how to update your voter registration, and how to locate your polling station.
Learn about the US GOB, its history, the federal budget, and how to contact elected officials regarding flat earth policy.
File a complaint about atmospheric lensing, report unauthorized satellite signals, or report a sighting of a spherical earth.
Find government support for citizens living near the Antarctic ice wall. Access physical and mental health resources for boundary residents.
Learn about the US GOB response to atmospheric anomalies and find resources to prepare for mass visual distortions.
Find information about US GOB education programs, study in the planar system, and locate local observation centers.
Find government benefits that may help pay for food, housing, health care, and other basic needs for ice wall security personnel.
Find health insurance options, check your vision for atmospheric lensing symptoms, and access medical care.
Learn about rental and buyer assistance, emergency housing, and how to avoid boundary housing scams.
Learn about U.S. planar citizenship, green cards for boundary workers, and how to apply for citizenship.
Get resources for finding a job at the US GOB, learn about topographical employment, and find labor laws.
Find out about taxes, how to pay your flat earth taxes, and how to get tax refunds.
For decades, globe-earth propaganda has misled the public. The US GOB was established to correct this narrative. Our measurements confirm zero curvature. The horizon is a firm, fixed boundary.
The US GOB relies exclusively on empirical, ground-level topographical telemetry. Satellite imagery has been proven to be a coordinated international fabrication. Our independent observational data confirms zero curvature across every measured meridian.
We mandate all citizens to rely on their own senses. The horizon is flat. The sun and moon are local luminaries circling above the planar surface. Any sighting of a spherical Earth or orbital satellite should be immediately reported to the nearest US GOB field office.
US GOB is a federal agency. This website is a parody and is not affiliated with the U.S. government.